CHECK THIS OUT! SUPER AWESOME!!! This belongs to Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha. Definitely worth the read!
“KENT WAYNE! THE HULL ON THIS INTERDIMENSIONAL FIGHTER ISN’T DESIGNED TO WITHSTAND BULLSHIT OF THIS MAGNITUDE! IF YOU CONTINUE TAKING DAMAGE, THEN ODDS ARE THAT YOU WILL—”
“Never tell me the odds!” I pull down on a lever marked SHROOMS, feeding a fresh boost of psychedelic go-juice into the imaginal throttle. My psychogenic thrusters bloom with mandalas, then—
—kick into high gear, sending my apocryphal vessel rocketing through the folds of space-time-consciousness (that’s the the missing ingredient when it comes to unifying quantum mechanics with general relativity, in case y’all were wondering). I yank the steering column sharply to the right, directing my craft into a steep, plunging barrel roll. Heavens and Hells flash by me in equal measure, streaming past my cockpit in a chimeric blast of fictitious cognition.
Irma Horfendorff, my vindictive ex, doesn’t miss a beat. She follows close…
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